I've been off the past few weeks but I'm back on track with a great third edition because I know you just need those statistics...
Who's Hot
Lokelani McMichael is an accomplished American triathlete, surfer and model.
In my expert opinion I give:
- Her legs – 10 – She's the youngest female to finish the Hawaii Ironman, she was 18, enough said.
- Her surfing ability – 6 – I have no grounds for this attribute other than she's from Hawaii, that has to count for something right?
- Her chest – 10 – They're more round than the hills she had to run over to win that triathlon, incredible.
- Her sprinting ability – 9 – Did I mention she beat out about 48,000 people to become eligible for one of the 2,000 or so spots in the 140-mile triathlon?
- Her ass – 8 – I won't lie, I couldn't find a photo of her behind, but clearly all that running has toned up the buns.
- Her charisma – 10 – Um, let me see, she's in the Guinness Book of World Records as the youngest woman ever to finish the Ironman and her real name is Lokelanikuu'leimakamae. Not enough to do it for ya? She also models.
Who's Not
Amanda Dunbar is a well known American body builder. I don't know anything about her and I looked her up on YouTube and totally shouldn't have. I am now bleeding from my eyeballs. There's no score to give Amanda as she's disqualified from Who's Hot, Who's Not for actually being a man. Watch the video below if you have the balls, lord knows she does.
